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Since you have not gotten the message even after we've stopped talking to you and stopped responding to your smses and basically stopped having ANYTHING to do with you, I think it is about time that I give you a piece of my mind before you pretend everything is perfectly fine and assume once again that you can contact me after some time has passed. But firstly, I shall do a translation of your email because I think half the population would not be able to understand what you wrote.

Translation:
I am sending you two photos. Please tell me which one should freak out a person more - the one in which I am posing with a smile for a friend who is struggling to find the best position to shoot from or the one where you are standing behind the mango tree quietly trying to take a photo (of the convocating students)? Does the former deserve the public humiliation you have given it through your blog entry for the world to see?

Well, I'd really like to thank you for NUMBER ONE: finally pushing my limits and giving me the perfect excuse to be really pissed off with you so that now I don't give a shit about your feelings when I write this and NUMBER TWO: giving me the pleasure of crafting this response to your email because right now there's nothing much to do anyway.

Two things in your email reveal how warped your thinking is:
1) I was not "STRUGGLING" to find the best position and even if I looked like I was, it was not to shoot YOU. In fact, if I could scratch you out of the picture, that would have been ideal.
2) HOW the hell you could think that I was SNEAKING around when I shot that photo. There was no SNEAKING around on my part as all I wanted was a shot of the proceedings of that day. You on the other hand, took the shot from where you were standing obviously with the intention of capturing me. (Unless of course I could be wrong and you were actually shooting that dude standing beside me.) I repeat, if I could scratch you out of the picture, it would have been perfect. Just to make things clear if you STILL don't get the message: You don't even come close to being the centre of my world. You're not even a part of the peripherals.

For the benefit of my friends and family who are reading this, and also for your benefit because I suppose you are deluded enough not to know that you freak people out, I will point out the incidents that give me sufficient reason to be inflamed enough to publicly bash you:

1) You tell me not to trust the French students and go on to give weak reasons when I ask you why. Then I find out that it's because you don't want us to know the weird shit you've subjected them to and that we'll be influenced by their point of view. Come on, you think we're born yesterday? We would have seen through you after the initial benefit of doubt we award you because you're from a different culture and perhaps do things differently.
2) You return the keychain I gave you (as a polite gesture for being our student guide) after getting pissed off that we went out with the French students to the city in our first week here without informing you. When I confront you, you barge into my room and put on this marvelous act that I "stole" the damn keychain and ask whether you could have it back. You don't own us and so you have no right to tell us that we can't interact with whoever we want to interact with.
3) We ignore you COMPLETELY after that incident but when you come back after 2 months of absence, you think it's fine to act like nothing happened and talk to me again. I must say I predicted this would happen.

Oh, I threw away the rubber bracelet thing you hung on my door because I thought it might be cursed.

HERE are two posters specially made for you by Erwin, JUST in case you STILL don't get the message....





By the way, thanks for the DVD that I never asked you to get but the entire cast was overacting. And Shah Rukh Khan is not even good looking.

Now leave me alone perv and don't bother contacting me when you're in Singapore.