Today we had Transcreativity Day 4.
First up we had a fluffy session on dream analysis, of which the supposed expert's credibility immediately dropped once he cited Freud. Then he started talking about what symbols in dreams represent and I had another session of uncontrollable giggles from the absurdity of it all. Tell me how not to laugh when he goes on about how a pendulum in a dream represents a rhythmic sexual act, how falling represents castration and how fountains represent the female vagina. If you dream about clocks you are one perverted soul cos the number
'1' represents a penis
'2' represents an anus
'3' represents the male genitalia
'4' represents the female genitalia
'5' I dunno
'6' represents castration
'7' a limp penis
'8' are breasts
and '9' is castration yet again.
It was so illogical that when he asked us to guess what it means when we dream of twins, Erwin immediately shouted "BREASTS!" which would have been fine as long as someone "credible" legitimizes the association.
Excellent stuff, luckily I'm not in a line where I have to deal with numbers all the time cos I'll never be able to see a 7 as a 7 ever again.
The day was saved with the session on computer-aided palmistry later on. A PALMISTRY EXPERT who is an ENGINEER, who specialises in CAREER GUIDANCE (confused people) came in to talk about his field of specialisation and to give each of us individual palm readings.
I found the palm reading eerily right on the dot. He talked about my past, my future and my personality. I found out that I have the same palm line patterns as the cricket captain of India. Haha, wouldn't hurt if I try out cricket here I suppose. I would do very well in business with an art direction, like in advertising. He guessed that my father was in business, when I said he is an architect he said: "YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO ARCHITECTURE. YOU WOULD HAVE DONE VERY WELL." Hah! Not when I have to pay for my own school fees though. He went on to say that I am very logical and I should write down my thoughts cos I have an excellent thought process. He said I have great potential but I'm lazy (so true) and I take my ideas lightly. I need acknowledgement or some sort of push to really take flight. Things will get better after the age of 26, and he guessed exactly that I was 21, which was amazing to me considering that I JUST turned 21. Marriage life would be brilliant. The part that really shocked me and made me a firm believer of the art of Palmistry was when he said 2005/2006 were bad years which made me lose direction somewhat. Those were the shit years spent slogging over Physics, Chemistry, Maths C and Economics in dear NJC. Then he said I had a long break after that...the 8 months before uni(!). And he said the past 2 months have been looking good...which is ever since I got here, partly accurate lah.
Great stuff man. Things are starting to look up. Tomorrow we have a puppet show : )
First up we had a fluffy session on dream analysis, of which the supposed expert's credibility immediately dropped once he cited Freud. Then he started talking about what symbols in dreams represent and I had another session of uncontrollable giggles from the absurdity of it all. Tell me how not to laugh when he goes on about how a pendulum in a dream represents a rhythmic sexual act, how falling represents castration and how fountains represent the female vagina. If you dream about clocks you are one perverted soul cos the number
'1' represents a penis
'2' represents an anus
'3' represents the male genitalia
'4' represents the female genitalia
'5' I dunno
'6' represents castration
'7' a limp penis
'8' are breasts
and '9' is castration yet again.
It was so illogical that when he asked us to guess what it means when we dream of twins, Erwin immediately shouted "BREASTS!" which would have been fine as long as someone "credible" legitimizes the association.
Excellent stuff, luckily I'm not in a line where I have to deal with numbers all the time cos I'll never be able to see a 7 as a 7 ever again.
The day was saved with the session on computer-aided palmistry later on. A PALMISTRY EXPERT who is an ENGINEER, who specialises in CAREER GUIDANCE (confused people) came in to talk about his field of specialisation and to give each of us individual palm readings.
I found the palm reading eerily right on the dot. He talked about my past, my future and my personality. I found out that I have the same palm line patterns as the cricket captain of India. Haha, wouldn't hurt if I try out cricket here I suppose. I would do very well in business with an art direction, like in advertising. He guessed that my father was in business, when I said he is an architect he said: "YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO ARCHITECTURE. YOU WOULD HAVE DONE VERY WELL." Hah! Not when I have to pay for my own school fees though. He went on to say that I am very logical and I should write down my thoughts cos I have an excellent thought process. He said I have great potential but I'm lazy (so true) and I take my ideas lightly. I need acknowledgement or some sort of push to really take flight. Things will get better after the age of 26, and he guessed exactly that I was 21, which was amazing to me considering that I JUST turned 21. Marriage life would be brilliant. The part that really shocked me and made me a firm believer of the art of Palmistry was when he said 2005/2006 were bad years which made me lose direction somewhat. Those were the shit years spent slogging over Physics, Chemistry, Maths C and Economics in dear NJC. Then he said I had a long break after that...the 8 months before uni(!). And he said the past 2 months have been looking good...which is ever since I got here, partly accurate lah.
Great stuff man. Things are starting to look up. Tomorrow we have a puppet show : )
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